As a precursor to OEF's one year anniversary, I decided to put together a helpful dictionary to help outsiders understand the lexicon. Some people have read OEF and are having trouble with the meanings of some of the words. This should clear up any confusion.
Definitions:
Pony: A person who is genuinely of good mind and soul who is ridden around by someone of a more manipulative nature
Judyface: A face made to express and emotion that lies somewhere between contempt and confusion
Banana: An antagonizing clue, left behind to track someone down across the Internet
Internet: a black hole of wasted time, a place where one can get lost looking for Bananas
Rabbit – a pychopath, term coined from “Watership Down” - book in which creatures act in menacing and deadly manner.
Destiny: The person you will marry. 1. Usually located in common everyday place. 2. Seems to take longer amount of time for some people to find.
Turkey Salad: 1. Chicken Salad’s ever distant cousin, consisting of ground-up turkey parts, pimento, pickles, and paprika; looks akin to a tragic car accident or afterbirth : can be eaten on Bread 2. Euphemism for a seemingly innoucuous thing that someone might inexplicably pass-up a meaningful life experience for; such as taking a phone call from a long-lost friend.
Happy: A term to describe an elated state, usually followed by periods of listing likes/dislikes on weblog
Throwing Tacos: a random uncalled for attack upon one’s person, usually comes when victim is happy
Nicole Kensington: Leslie’s evil alter – ego, usually comes to life during unexpected attacks – *see throwing Tacos
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