May 11, 2005

Lofty Goals

So, an “S” shaped poo is a sign of a healthy lifestyle. However, the plop-plop bomb, liqui-poo and sticky-poo are signs of poor dietary habits according to a segment on OPRAH last week. What surprised me is that someone in the audience was grossed out that she or anybody for that matter even looked. How can you not look? A plop and run?

So the question I'm posing is what food achieves the S-Curve Poo?
And DO YOU LOOK?

1 comment:

Carol Ann said...

I have no idea. But EVERYONE checks to see if their fecalites made it safely through the desert. If you say you don't, you're a damned liar.